By User Imagesimplesahm | September 10, 2008

Love this! Fatherhood.org Public Service Announcement

Take a moment to share this with the men in your lives.  It is priceless.  "Oh those boys are much too much". ;)
 

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By User Imagesimplesahm | July 20, 2008

Attention Children: The Bathroom Door is Closed

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Attention Children: The Bathroom Door is Closed! Author Unknown

Please do not stand here and talk, whine, or ask questions. Wait until I get out. Yes, it is locked. I want it that way. It is not broken.

I am not trapped. I know I have left it unlocked, and even open at times since you were born, because I was afraid some horrible tragedy might occur while I was in there, but it's been 10 years and I want some PRIVACY.

Do not ask me how long I will be. I will come out when I am done.

Do not bring the phone to the bathroom door. Do not go running back to the phone yelling: "She's in the BATHROOM!"

Do not begin to fight as soon as I go in. Do not stick your little fingers under the door and wiggle them. This was only funny when you were two.

Do not slide pennies, Legos, or notes under the door. Even when you were two, this got a little tiresome.

If you have followed me down the hall talking, and are still talking as you face this closed door, please turn around, walk away and wait for me in another room. I will be glad to listen to you when I am done.

Oh ... And yes, I still love you. Mom

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By User Imagesimplesahm | July 19, 2008

Sophistication Failure

Sadly...I get her. =) fail owned pwned pictures
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By User Imagesimplesahm | June 28, 2008

Hillary Clinton…Circus Pants, Bwa-hahahaha!

Someone just posted this photo on a forum I visit....and I had to share.

I am still cracking up....

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By admin | March 28, 2008

Moms Bad Day

OMG - I am not sure if this is real or not..but someone owes me a new laptop because I spewed Diet Pepsi all over this one. 

By admin | March 6, 2008

Charlie Bit Me

A friend just sent this to me and I couldn't stop cracking up.  Check out the baby's maniacal little laugh.  Mu ha ha ha ha ha.

By admin | February 25, 2008

SNL Commercial - Annuale: The Once Per Year Period

.....and when your period does come - hold on to your *&**(#! hat. 

ROFL, ROFL, ROFL.  =)  PS: Not for kiddos....

By admin | January 29, 2008

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